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Urgent call for contributions to David Gregory Defense Fund!

01/9/2013 @ 9:26am

(Parody of urgent FWD FWD FWD FWD messages, peppered with multiple exclamation points and threats about what will happen to you if you don’t forward it to all of your friends)

PLEASE HIT THE CONTRIBUTE BUTTON AND SEND IN $1 TO MJM’S DEFENSE FUND FOR DAVID GREGORY!!!!!!!

By way of Instapundit, I learn that a prosecutor is thinking about arresting him!  (Do we really believe that, or is this prosecutorial window-dressing?)  Where is the NRA?  Where is the Second Amendment Foundation?  Why are they not coming to David Gregory’s defense?  It looks like they will not defend him for holding in his hands an aluminum box springy thing (a “magazine” for you who do not own an ugly black scary rifle too powerful for “civilians” to own).  If they will not, WE MUST!!!!!!!!

For some reason, David Gregory is still free, but we just KNOWWWWW he will be sent to jail for this!!!!!!

So, PLEASE contribute and send in your $1 to MJM’s David Gregory Defense Fund!!!!!!!!!!!

If you CARE about the Second Amendment, and about your right to hold aluminum box springy things in your hands, and IF YOU CARE ABOUT DAVID GREGORY, please pass this to your entire contacts list or suffer the curse.  (Of course, if you do not care what happens to David Gregory, then consider making a token $1 contribution anyway.)

(What, you say?  You don’t care if David Gregory gets arrested?  You want him to be arrested?  Well, fat chance of that.)

(All proceeds held for 6 months pending claim by David Gregory for reimbursement for attorney fees over $1 million, after which time contributions become sole property of MJM.)